15-Minute Rule

As I sit here

Next to my dog

(She farted on me twice and now barks and snores while sleeping)

Waiting out this low blood sugar feeling

Waiting for the carbs to kick in

I try and think of creative ways

To say fuck you

In case that music video

Was lost in translation

But it’s always best

To keep it simple.

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